"Up for auction is the New York Jets kicker, Doug Brien. Free delivery if auction reaches $5.00 The NY Jets have decided hes absolutely worthless and are willing to sell him at any price. Auction starts at .01 because thats basically what hes worth. NO RESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're interested in a kicker who can make a field goal at least once out of 2 attempts when a playoff game depends on it. Paul Hacket is included in this auction for free, cause hes just as worthless ":lol:
